Running on Caffeine and Calories - Long Sleeve

This relaxed, garment-dyed long sleeve speaks like a tired, laughing friend who knows the late-night hustle. The soft, worn-in cotton carries the slogan “running on caffeine and calories I didn’t get to eat” with easy confidence—funny, honest, and familiar. It slips on after school pick-ups or early morning runs, stretches through errands, and holds up to coffee stains and life’s little messes. Warm, muted dye tones and a lived-in weight give the shirt a cozy, retro feel that pairs with leggings, joggers, or faded jeans. It’s the kind of shirt a busy parent reaches for when they want comfort and a wink of real-life humor.